King Obama

The following was emailed to me, thought it was very interesting.

Observations  of the President’s 1st 100 Days:

1.        Offended the Queen of  England

2.        Bowed to the King of  Saudi  Arabia

3.        Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega

4.        Kissed Hugo  Chavez on the cheek

5.        Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of  Bolivia

6.        Announced we would meet with  Iranians with no pre-conditions

7.        Gave away billions to AIG, also  without pre-conditions

8.        Expanded the bailouts

9.        Insulted everyone who has ever loved  a Special Olympian

10.    Doubled our national debt

11.    Announced a termination of the space defense system the day  after the North Koreans launched an ICBM.

12.    Despite the urgings of his own CIA director and the prior 42  CIA directors, released information on intelligence gathering. Announced  major restrictions on interrogation  techniques used on enemy combatant  prisoners.

13.    Accepted without public comment the fact that five of his  cabinet members cheated on their taxes and two other appointees withdrew  after they couldn’t take the heat.

14.    Appointed a Homeland Security  Chief who quickly identified as “dangers to the nation”, groups  including veterans of the military, and opponents to abortion on demand,  and who ordered that the word terrorism no longer be used but  instead referred to such acts as man made disasters.

15.    Circled the globe so he could openly apologize for  America’s greatness.

16.    Told Mexicans the violence in their country was mostly  caused by illegal guns from the  U.S.

17.    Politicized the census by moving it into the White House from its Department of Commerce origins  and announced ACORN [the organization under massive scrutiny  amid allegations of election fraud] would manage the process.

18.    Appointed as Attorney General  the man who orchestrated the forced removal and expulsion from  America  to Cuba  of a nine-year old whose mother died trying to bring him to a life of  freedom in the United  States  .

19.    Salutes as heroes three Navy  SEALS who took down three terrorists who threatened one American  life and the next day announces members of the Bush administration will likely stand trial for  torturing a terrorist who had played a part in killing 3000 Americans by  pouring water over his face.

20.    Air Force One flew over  New  York City  for a photo op without notifying local authorities causing widespread  panic.

21.    Took  over the American Automobile industry and handed over 50% off to the  unions [because he said he owed them].

22.    Continued  his drive for absolute gun control activities, thumbing his nose at  the 2nd Amendment.
23.    Offered  travel and living subsidies in the  U.S.  to Hamas activists displaced from the  Gaza   Strip.

24.    Got  more airtime [TV] than Oprah Winfrey and was  seldom in Washington  tending to the business of State.

25.    Announced  the closure of enemy combatants detention center in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba but failed to address the  issue of ‘what’ to do with the 200+ prisoners currently held there. Rumors  persist that they’ll be housed on  U.S.  soil…

26.     Displayed more indignation about ouster of would-be Chavez-like Honduran Dictator than at the stolen election and human right’s atrocities against innocent protestors in Iran.

Other  than that, we’re doing just fine.

Only  1358  more FRIGHTENING days to go…